I'm no Superman

I cannot wait for Garden State to open and then everyone can know the wonder that is Zach Braff. I've had a thing for the guy since "Broken Hearts Club"...I hoped that he was a good actor and not actually gay, though my chances would probably be the same either way. Then I met him one night at the Hotel Cafe, not in a friendly manner, but with the fine line of fan-admired dividing us. I felt a connection- did you feel it to Zach? Maybe a little, when I said, "I love you on Scrubs". It's so original, so clever, how could you not fall in love with me? I await your big screen magnificance. I'm not really crazy (but isn't that what they all say?)
anonymous fan